dykemd:

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

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lizziegrantwaxfigure:

girl you look so fine but why does it say shutterstock stock images over your face 😂

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hello-c-horse:

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crewdlydrawn:

Living in 3019.

[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]

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brotticelli:

dajo42:

dajo42:

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad

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teaboot:

teaboot:

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

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bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

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starwarsgraphictee:

hexpress:

e-m-a-r-i:

🥰

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

chips got chips in him mouf

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notawordwassaid:

rabioheab:

Top Ten Numbers

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5
6. 6
7. 7
8. 8
9. 9
10. 10

4 surprised me

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